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English Jokes:An Elephant’s Grave
A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.

英文笑话:大象的坟墓
A:为什么你哭啊?
B:因为大象死了。
A:它是你的宠物吗?
B:不是,但是我是那个必须替大象挖坟墓的人。

English Jokes:Wrong Number
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
“Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number,” replied the girl.

英文笑话:号码拨错了
一个十多岁的女孩在电话上说了将近半个小时了,然后她挂电话了。
“哇,”她父亲说,“你这个电话好短啊。你通常都要说两个小时的。发生什么事了?”
“号码拨错了,”女孩回答道。

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