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英文笑话:最大的谎言和一错再错

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English Jokes:The Biggest Lie
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

英文笑话:最大的谎言
两个男孩在争论老师什么时候进的教室。
老师说,“你们在争论什么?”
其中一个男孩回答到,“我们捡到10美元并且决定给那个说大谎的人。”
“你们应该为自己感到羞愧,”老师说,“当我在你们这个年纪时,我都不知道谎言是什么。”
男孩们把10美元给老师了!

English Jokes:Double Mistakes
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

英文笑话:一错再错
A:看看那个留着短头发,穿着牛仔裤的年轻人,他是个男孩还是个女孩?
B:是个女孩。她是我女儿。
A:哦,对不起,先生。我不知道您是她父亲。
B:我不是她父亲。我是她母亲。

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  1. 喜欢第二个,很搞笑