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英文笑话:三只乌龟

English Jokes:Three Turtles
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, ” Go home and get the umbrella.”
The little turtle replied, “I will, if you don’t drink my coffee.”
“We won’t,” the other two promised.
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, “Well, I guess he isn’t coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee.”
Just then a voice called from outside the door, “If you do, I won’t go.”

英文笑话:三只乌龟
三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的门口,就下起雨来。于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说,“回家去取伞吧。”
最小的乌龟说,“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了,我就去。”
“我们不喝,”另外两只乌龟答应说。
两年后,大乌龟对中乌龟说,“好吧,我猜他肯定不回来了,我们可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”
正在这时,一个声音从门外传来,“你们要是喝了,我就不去。”

English Jokes:The poor husband
“You can’t imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife,” the man complained to his friend. “She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

英文笑话:可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说,“她问我一个问题,然后自己回答了,过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”

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  1. 呵呵,这只小乌龟还挺聪明的啊