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英文笑话:完美的儿子和外语

English Jokes:The Perfect Son
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
whiskey ['hwɪskɪ] n. 威士忌酒

英文笑话:完美的儿子
A: 我有一个完美的儿子。
B: 他抽烟吗?
A: 不,他不抽烟。
B: 他喝威士忌吗?
A: 不,他不喝。
B: 他曾经很晚回家过吗?
A: 不,他没有过。
B: 我想你真的是有一个完美的儿子。他多大了?
A: 他下周三将满六个月。

English Jokes:A Second Language
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.
Father Mouse jumped and said, “Bow-wow!”
The cat ran away.
“What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse.
“Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”

英文笑话:外语
一个老鼠之家被一只大猫给吓到了。
老鼠爸爸跳着叫道,“汪-汪!”
猫逃走了。
“这是什么啊,爸爸?”小老鼠问到。
“儿子啊,这就是为什么学习一门外语这么重要的原因了。”

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  1. 呵呵,看来学习外语真的很重要